The Roll Out to The Star

"What I'm about to demonstrate for you is not a magic trick, but a demonstration of dexterity. It's taken me years of practice and self denial. . . literally hours of celibacy to achieve this effect."


"I like to call this, the art of meaningless manipulation. It doesn't mean much. . .but it sure looks good"


"I'm one of 5 guys in the world who can do this. . . . . and no one gives a shit"