Collection Agencies

I just got off the phone with a collection agency. A charming young lady named Darla had a host of questions for me. I find that the most effective way to assure bill collectors that no money is forthcoming is to ask the simple question, "Have you ever had a penis in your rectum?" Then while laughing hysterically, I cite THE FAIR DEBT COLLECTION PRACTICES ACT . I tell her in my sexiest voice that Section 806.5 is my personal favorite and that if she wants to come over right now I will show it to her on my laptop while sodomizing her.