Got my Washington Drivers License Today

After failing the written portion twice, (which is ridiculous because you don't even write. You use a touch sensitive screen), I arrived today to give it my third shot. The difference today, was I studied. Shit, last time I took the test, how was I to know what side of the car the drug dealer should approach from. . . . for his safety and mine. or where to look when bitch slapping a ho while making an illegal u-turn.

This time was different. I planned two stops that I knew would be time consuming giving myself some study time. First stop, "The Bank" depositing $1,250 in one dollar bills directly into my landlords account. Same teller as last time, loves to count money by hand. Thought to myself, what would Kenton Keppner do in this situation. How would he use NLP to create the desired outcome. I had asked her last time if she liked using the money counting machine. . . guess she didn't. She counted the first hundred into 4 bundles of 25 rubber-banded one dollar bills. Although this was the sort of reading time I needed, This was going to drive me crazy. I commented, "Some of the tellers and managers find the ease and effectiveness of the electronic money counter well worth the trip to the safe to get it out." She thought for a moment, went to the drawer got some keys and off she went to prove yet again that this shit WORKS!!! "These aren't the droids your looking for, let them pass"

Next stop the Post Office. I wanted to get a $700 money order send it to Moira for child support. While I waited in line I read the drivers test manual.

Got 100% on the test. The woman at the desk seemed impressed. I had to confide in her that it was my 3rd time I took the test. . . and I cheated.

I was lucky that there was a cancellation for a driving portion test. I would have had to wait until July 12th, but things seemed to be going my way today.

One of the questions on the test was, when moving to Washington; how long do you have before you MUST get a Washington Drivers License. The answer was 30 days. I'm going on 3 years. Always nice to be fashionably late.