Why Older Chicks Rule

Embellished version of a piece created by Frank Kaiser

This is for all you girls 40 years and over.... and
for those who are turning 40, and for those who are
scared of moving into their 50's...AND 60's..and for
guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!!

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most
of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of
the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't
care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she
doesn't sit around whining about it. She does
something she wants to do. And, it's usually something
more interesting.

A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be
assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and
from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot
what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a
screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle
of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve
it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think
they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often
undeserved. They know what it's like to be
unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the self-assurance
to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman
with a man will often ignore even her best friend
because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.
Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted
to her friends because she knows her friends won't
betray her.


Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always
know.

A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red
lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you
get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far
sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell
you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting
like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you
stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of
reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every
stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there
is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool
of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you
can get the milk for free", here's an update for you.
Now 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because
women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig,
just to get a little sausage.